created and maintained by ChickWithMonkey

Obligatory disclaimer: Characters and most situations do not belong to me. The creators, writers (producers, directors, costumers, script supervisors, camera operators, makeup artists, lighting directors, set designers, grips, best boys, nameless extras, marketing directors, advertising teams, caterers...), and actors have that honor. I'm making no money, so don't sue. Stories may contain mature content, but I doubt it.

All fic written by me, sometimes with intellectual prodding and/or grammar help from various friends and neighbors. None of this stuff has been beta'ed unless otherwise marked. Ideas up for grabs; if you see something you want to explore, by all means do so, using this stuff as a jumping-off point. Just drop me a line telling me, because I'd love to read what you have to write. If you want my stuff for your archives as is, please tell me first. I'll probably let you have it, but if you take without asking I'll be supremely vexed.

Most of this originally appeared in snippet form on my Livejournal. Exceptions are Cordefic, which are all on fanfiction.net. Stories are posted chronologically within each show, not by when written. Big shouts to Christy, Kathe, Shaye, Sara, Sarah, Natalie, Chris, Keith, John, Jen, Cristin, Corey, and everyone else who commented on this stuff the first time around. Questions, comments, ideas, feedback of any and all sort can be directed to cordeliavorkosigan@yahoo.com. Direct contact can (rarely, but sometimes) be made on AIM under the screenname ChickWithMonkey.

School stuff completed by me and me alone. You have no idea what terrible grades I got on these, so don't even try to steal any of it. Lacking in proper citation, because I haven't a clue how to actually cite. The overwhelming majority of these papers are dry and boring. If you don't believe me, read the paper on sex. You'll never be less aroused than when reading it.

Links images belong to and Sandra Delete (BMB), Te (Teland). Link buttons used for In Passing, Venus Envy, and Jane's page were taken from those pages and modified, but they still belong to Eve, Erin Lindsay, and Jane. The Schnoogle button belongs to whoever runs Schnoogle these days. Permission was asked (or will be when I get around to asking); nevertheless, these images are NOT mine and I do not claim them as such. If I stole your picture and you're pissed, email me and I'll take it down.

Fanart made by ME from pictures that were NOT MINE. Got it? You take it from me, I find out about it, I'm mad. I took it from you, you find out about it, I'm sorry. Lyrics, as always, copyright whoever wrote 'em. Again, not me. There, is my ass covered?

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